Nintendo 3DS News
All news about Nintendo 3DS games, as well as the console itself.
Dear Google Inc. and Googlers,
This is an important service announcement concerning the future of your business. Just keep in mind I have never seen The Internship or any other movie interpretations of huge tech company leaders like Steve Jobs, Edward Snowden (the NSA is a tech company right?), and Mark Zuckerberg which may be interpreted to the world audience as propaganda to join the fight for industrialization. That is not what this Earth needs right now. Right now this Earth needs a Boy Scout who has never been to Law School, has no interest in Common Core, and is at least a Life Rank Scout in order to participate in this action. I propose that you put more support in people, rather than algorithms that you could’ve let Satoru Iwata fix with his computer wizard knowledge but didn’t find opportunity in before he went to The Good Place. The truth is that social media has become the new “cult-forming creature” in our world today. In order to discipline this “creature” you must first be a human being. Then you must become a popular independent Youtube gamer that backs you up in times of trouble. No. I’m being literally serious.
The Gamergate War College
Exhibit A- The Core Of The Internet
I know how discretion works, just to make sure you weren’t my conservative gun-toting father who has a militia leading, conspiracy theorist brother who lived the 70s. The idea I’m going with is to go “old school Gamersgate” on the world’s a** and set the world to the same standard (with mild differences because of population but never because of politics because the UN has your back). No matter what your plan is I’ll support you with cold-hard evidence called “I can debunk Steven Hawkings” and “Quantum Physics is the New Religion” which are books I never plan to publish but I’m patenting the names in quotes.
Exhibit B- The True Hardiness Of Youtuber and Youtuber Communities (an hour in it gets into details)
There’s going to be competition, Youtube or should I call you LuciTube (broadcast your demonic desires), which is short for Lucifer Tube. Without a proper business model for Youtube all you are doing is playing God and eliminating free will from a select few Youtubers who gladly report the problem so that’s why it should be renamed LuciTube. Your algorithms are obsolete and your desire for money is your weakness. Money is the illusion of quality in the free market. Volunteer work from select people (from select US prisons Suicide Squad style) is going to be your advantage. Inception is a terrible religion by the way (I like your Google Talks video on it though) as the average person who hasn’t had a near-death experience doesn’t believe in a religion anyways. You need a voice, not a spoiled rich-white-kid-turned-Socialist-comedian and then put on Late Night Entertainment Talk Shows that knows you really well. I would pray for you but not now since you like to rape people with Youtube Music (there’s plenty of download Youtube video sites for people to get music legally btw).
Exhibit C- The Rebrick Contest Results (You Need Bricks For Brains To Win Here)
This is just something personal but I’m thankful for my time observing how Rebrick works. It was as humbling as doing missionary work in Haiti. The Internet is full of great people and it’s the closest the average child can get to meeting a huge business team member and then being disappointed because the politics ironically never match the thesis of The Lego Movie and that thesis was that anyone can become a Lego child prodigy as long as their parents hate their biological children to death and collect a lot of Lego *dramatization*. However I was only interested in meeting the people that work at Lego who design the sets and actually working there, granted Mr. Likus was with me. The prizes for the Makuta contest were great I know and I’m grateful for the results to come out (with intentions I’ll only win the artbook because I made a huge model named “Giga Makuta” to fit the Makuta theme but I never wanted to publicized my photos (and instructions) until after the contest was over until now because it’s postponed and was agreed on for the announcements be made public this Friday AND Likus is my sibling so he might as well get all the Lego Sets from the G2 Bionicle line and we could share them but I still desire the artbook being the artistic Artisan I am who only desires the book for further inspiration for extending the roots of the Bionicle series and to an extent publish games for Nintendo systems with the Bionicle IP). Have any doubts in your mind now about me?
Exhibit D- Once a Scout, Always a Scout
A Scout is:
The user of proper grammaticalness [wording was intentional].
And keep in mind each point in the Scout Law is not (and never will be) like a Wikipedia reference where each reference writer’s opinions contradict someone else’s opinions. These are raw statements of the true definition of Justice in any part of the world or beyond. Do I abide by this law? That is a matter of perspective, but I say yes. No, Debbie Stabenow has yet to respond to my criticization of the CBS World News and the Bush administration and I never got anything in return but proved I did it and got Citizenship in the Nation (a merit badge, which is like an achievement to you Xbox gamers). Those crooked state representatives who never listen to juveniles but claim to be Democrats.
Exhibit E- RedLetterMedia’s review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
The video is self-explanatory. I have no comments I’d like to make over it other than the underlying plot with alter ego Mr. Plinkett, and RedLetterMedia contributors who played George Lucas, and J.J. Abrams is completely satirical and represents a metaphor of the contemporary internet culture. Please watch the whole thing and God forbid your innocent eyes understand. Oh yeah and Mr. Plinkett likes to use foreign words for mass influence.
Makuta wants globalist Democrats in the Shadow Realm and the situational irony is that they have political experience.
Thank you for taking your time to read this (and supporting the views of my references), I’ll pray for you upon request, and as always have a phantasmagorical day! o/
Ever since Ultra Beasts were first announced for Pokemon Sun and Moon, people have debated whether they can be caught. Some said their descriptions and designs were too Pokemon like not to be catchable. That their descriptions sounded like Pokedex entries. And that their roles in the game seem to mirror those of normal legendaries.
So these people thought yes, they were catchable.
Others on the other hand were skeptical. They stated that they didn’t like Pokemon. Or were fusions of Pokemon and humans, and hence not catchable.
And so these guys thought they’d act as typical JRPG bosses. Like say, the Bittercold in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon or Dark Rust in Pokemon Rumble.
Well, it turns out the first group was right. Why? Because Nintendo has confirmed to Polygon that yes, Ultra Beasts will be catchable in Pokemon Sun and Moon.
Now admittedly, this wasn’t exactly a huge leap to make even before the confirmation. After all, the recent demo leaks show shiny forms for all eight Ultra Beasts, as well as what seem to be Pokedex pictures. It also seems like they’re listed just before Lunaala in the Pokemon data, something which would be unlikely if they weren’t counted as actual Pokemon.
But hey, it’s nice to have official confirmation here. Means we can start planning which Ultra Beast to include in our Pokemon teams!
Pokemon Sun and Moon’s Ultra Beasts are Yours for the Taking
As promised last week, the Pokemon Sun and Moon demo was released on the eShop earlier today.
And also as expected, people online have been datamining the hell out of it. So to avoid this causing problems, Game Freak removed various bits of data from the game. Like say, stats for most Pokemon. Or 90% of moves. Or a ton of normal models for Pokemon.
Unfortunately, they didn’t finish the job. Why? Because not only have tons of models being left in, but also many of the shiny ones in general. Including say, those for legendary Pokemon or unrevealed Ultra Beasts.
Here are some videos showing this stuff:
So what’s included here? What seems to be new in Pokemon Sun and Moon?
Well for starters, it seems like the mascot legendaries actually have pre-evolutions this time around! No, we’re not kidding. Solgaleo and Lunaala actually have ‘baby’ versions in addition to their normal ones.
Do we get the baby forms before the main ones? Do we get to breed the normal forms for them? At the moment, we don’t know. Still, it’s certainly new having members of a ‘legendary duo’ or ‘legendary trio’ that aren’t the only members of their evolutionary lines.
There’s also Marshadow, the elusive mythical Pokemon whose trademark was also spotted online a months back:
It seems to be the Mew or Celebi equivalent for generation 7. Or perhaps Alola’s version of Hoopa, complete with secret and more powerful hidden form. Either way, it’s new and very appropriate to its theme.
When it comes to Pokemon Sun and Moon, it seems just about everything has leaked a new Pokemon or twenty. The trademarks? Gave away the cover mascots, starter names and the mysterious Marshadow. Early trailers? Accidentally included Rockruff on the edge of the frame, revealing it weeks earlier than intended.
And now, it seems the Pokemon Trading Card Game has got in on the ‘fun’ too! Because right there on the box, is this mysterious Pokemon:
No, me neither. It’s not a species that’s been revealed in trailers or on the official site, and appears to be a weird sea anemone Pokemon with a blue and purple colour scheme. Maybe it’s an evolution for Pyukumuku. Maybe it’s something else entirely.
But either way, it seems to be a new Pokemon species from generation 7. Let’s hope it’s officially revealed soon!
Amazon TCG Listing Accidentally Leaks New Pokemon (Pokejungle)
If you want to full truth behind the secrets Nintendo and Pokemon have been hiding then you are in for a wild ride as I analyze episodes 1-7 of the Pokemon Generations series. For those who are “Unaware”, Pokemon Generations is a 1st party animated shorts (which are “comfy and easy to wear”) series. That means no Pokemon Go. No Tracy West. No spinoffs of any kind. Just purified Nintendo business models. Please continue reading or at least view the collage I have made for this occasion. The world would appreciate it.
So plenty of people complain about Disney, Nintendo, Lego, and the government am I right? Now here’s your chance to criticize me and I will accept your creative opinions fully. “What does these shorts actually cover?” you may ask, and the answer is your underwear (or in other words a whole lot of ugly stuff).
Here’s a general list of what to look at if you are a first timer:
-Amateur detective hopes to catch criminal organizations
-Monarchy and a whole lot of it
-Anti hunting agendas (it’s a stretch until you look at how tightly knit Disney is to Nintendo)
-The gap of clear cut opinions between the young and the old generations in real life.
-Big business versus small business
-Automation and militant themes
-Potential sexism for the best
The pacing of these shorts is quick, concise, and accurate to the GB, DS, and 3DS main series Pokemon games respectively as those are the games still in circulation and are still in stock at stores and/or can be found and bought on the 3DS eShop. Many adult fans say there are plot holes and this series is fanservice, and I may agree to some extent, however only because they just stated one situation. The truth of the matter is any great story takes thought to get into or to appreciate to the fullest degrees. I believe this is one of the greatest modern pieces of art in our time and perhaps it’s going to be one of the most influential from a contemporary standpoint.
Let’s get down to business…
Episode 1 is just a big opening with all the main regions excluding anything made in a spin-off title like the GCN games Colosseum and Pokemon XD: GoD (which took place in
Arizona Orre) for personal reasons but in my opinion it really doesn’t matter to me anymore as Nintendo’s business decisions numbed my emotions and brought them to a dull roar. You already know Generation 1 has been done to death so let’s move to some somewhat factual evidence as to how Blue got to become so overpowered so fast. Did he use the Missingno. Glitch to get level 255 Pokemon? This is not likely, as he uses basic typing advantage strategies to beat almost all the Elite Four. Clearly Pokemon battles are an alien concept to parents everywhere. If you want to know the basic story ask your friend or pen pal from school and they will gladly spoil it for you. Blue seems to really hate his dad for an unknown reason so he might as well end up working as an admin in the next Pokemon title. He says the Pokedex is only a tool to help him become stronger *worthless nitpicks*but man he just learned the basics of how to lose in a Pokemon battle already. He’s supposed to catch every Pokemon so he can adapt his fighting style to counter that strategy.*worthless nitpicks* It adds a great sense of friction and violence to each fight he has. Now that he has it all (when being the best he wanted to be) who will take it from him?
Giovanni originally states the same basic things Blue says, with the fact that Pokemon are used as tools or weapons. He then leaves his own Gym after losing to Trainers Red and Blue, and his son comes into play. His son hates him for not being the bigger person he could be, but Giovanni knows being a leader of a Ponzi scheme takes strategy and a whole lot of people who may or may not fully believe in his ideals. Giovanni’s son then decides to challenge the Elite Four after talking with Looker (damn that’s hard to swallow, what is the official Pokemon canon? Oh wait, it’s a b******* distraction from the main point of the series).
Eucine is like a Pokemon evangelist. His purpose in the series is to be the guiding light for the Pokemon community. There is this myth that dogs (or maybe Zygarde forms) were transformed by Ho-Oh to create the Legendary Dogs (Entei, Suicune, and Raikou). The humans hated the powers of “manipulation” the Pokemon had so one guy threw a rock for an act of symbolism.
Here’s where things get really freaky. In Episode 7 the acting is spot on and the main enemy characters seem to be the only ones with personality and/or potentially strange superpowers which could be explained in real life terms if you wanted to truly get the devil out of those details…
Common anime tropes used:
Locations based off Japan
A contemporary perspective on theology
Huge demonic threats (Omega Groudon)
Exceptionally realistic and moving art style that could almost be live action
Awesome and deeply moving musical scores
Keep in mind these things are expected to keep a great story from being ruined by real life problems like lawsuits. The translations are at maybe at a middle school reading level (not for or against) and the questions it asks us as a human being are inspiring in both positive and negative ways. 9.9/10 Back to what you really wanted to read…
Keep in mind these may be nitpicks but if I can notice them then so should you guys too.
-Amateur detective hopes to catch criminal organizations.
Looker is an amateur at Pokemon battles so I take it he knows more about forensics and the law more than Pokemon. Then again he appears more amateur because he’s in a children’s game.
-Monarchy and a whole lot of it
The Elite Four was most likely founded by some royal family who knew a lot about Pokemon and how to harness their power so they could get riches and eventually form a basic military government based off of that.
-Anti Hunting Agendas
You see all these Pokemon not dying in the wild? YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SORT OF GAME YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE OUT OF LIFE GAME FREAK? I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD WHO COULD FIND THIS TO BE OFFENSIVE. Stealing Pokemon just sounds a lot like taking a gun away from a 2nd Amendment supporting Redneck. It just makes Team Rocket look like better people than the gamers try to imagine when they have play against Team Rocket in both generations they appear as main villains.
This is a basic work of art but you probably knew everything about what theologies Pokemon is based off of the Game Theorists Culture Shock series or Gnoggin or whatever. I really appreciate the execution and the direction the director took when making this part. It feels genuine.
-The gap of clear cut opinions between the young and the old generations in real life.
Now we have something literally everyone who’s old enough to understand can relate to. The kid pushes the limits of the parent and the parent wants to protect the kid. In the following argument (which remind me of the “Porcupine’s dilemma”) that takes place in the episode I was talking about involving Giovanni the situation is a lose-lose one the way the dramatization was added to it. Naturally they learn from each other because of it.
–Big business versus small business
In the same conversation example I used above I also concluded this was also true. Organizations (a.k.a. Cults, Foundations, corporate businesses, alliances, charities, etc.) have always had an unsettling aura to teens/adolescent people because of the lack of creative freedoms and standards those businesses have set and it’s a constant struggle. On one hand the small business with the original ideals may win over a large business with strict ideals with the proper support of course. In general I find the conflict to be more of a personality exposing ordeal than anything else and let’s just leave it at that. It’s independence versus conformity in the most black and white sense.
-Automation and militant themes
Episode 7 (in both Pokemon Generations and Disney Star Wars) has taught us the power of using neurochemicals and psychological influence to create an aura of confidence and narcissism which is at the end of a climax typically only solved by physical pain (which Game Freak wouldn’t want to show because kiddies) on either side (PTSD). Was Courtney taking some prescription psychotic drugs in order to see those visions, was she epileptic, or was there some godlike force sending her visions? God only knows.
-Potential sexism for the best *deep feels speech alert*
The world is full of conflicting views on race, gender, preferences and backgrounds so I’ll just cover the basic of what I mean to avoid a total flame war. Was Courtney sedated or is her voice supposed to emulate that of a freaky psychic/psychotic person? I want a full bio and background stat. The point I’m trying to say here is women in most cultures typically follow a strict code of morals (a.k.a. knowing everything they want to know and improving their self image/being a mother/girlfriend) and she just seems like the odd one out that makes a feminist culture (especially libertarians in social media) look bad and overly vulnerable. Yes I’ve had one personal experience where I’ve heard one female in a city mall be delusional (she may have heard a bird) but who am I to judge and I was humming anyway (and the mall had a radio playing so idk). It takes a village to get some darn kids off their internet/Cable TV so they don’t end up in their teens and start going crazy (then again there are still a variety of other factors). Don’t think this isn’t real because quantum mechanics can prove you wrong in the snap of your fingers. I’m not saying to reform the city I went to (almost everything there is funded by DOW btw) but I am saying it’s the world we live in and we need to deal with people who personally can’t tell fact from fiction so we got science to prove everything to us that we are safe instead of a religion. But on the other side of the spectrum talking about your personal life and past problems with perverts involved with them for political gain (anti-media bias kicking in) isn’t going to get you anywhere in the real world except you are considered a protected class and you need some brief support systems to make you feel better. Just suck it up and listen to some of your favorite music for 10 minutes after reading this and see if that makes you feel any better then it was for you to just talk about your life out on an open field where anyone can find out about you if they want to. Yes we do need law and order. How long is it going to take for us as a world to accept that? The choice is yours my relatives in faith.
Speaking of media I almost forgot about the mentioning of Team Rocket’s use of media to uproot an old cult again. Odds are if the movement is understandable and relatable (and if it has supported you in any way) then it would most likely come back again to haunt our nation’s future had it not been for the innovations we had in the past and intellectual media + bigger populations. Just note that the way Team Rocket (2) took over a radio station in order to influence the public is entirely possible nowadays as well. Colosseum even simulates this numerous times.
Thank you for your time, and as always have a phantasmagorical day. o/